Sape takde facebook angkat tangan! gua salut lu dua2 tangan plus kaki sebelah.
Lu memang ohsem kalu takde facebook, bermaksud lu tidak terjerumus ke kancah keyboarding paling sensasi masakini.
tapi, tapi, majoritinya, every one of us has a facebook account. and beyond our concious mind, we are freakishly addicted to it.
So, for todays entry, i wanna talk about some stuffs that i have analysed through facebook.
enjoice:)
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Facebooks sets the barrier for gender-based behaviors
Ever seen a girl like/comment some other random girls photo, which aren't their friends in the first place.
what is it with them that if a girl is completely adoring another cute/hot girls photo, its completely normal. But imagine a guy doin it to other guys. fuuuuuuuu
example:
girl comments: eh comey la awak,hot2, what makeup do u use?, like3
This is typical right.but picture a guy doin this:
guy comments: eh, macho la kau ni, hot2, which gym do you go to?, like3
- (fag meter to the maxxxxxx)
There are other types of words that are only exceptable whith girls, for instance, happy tree friends posts like these:
girl posts:
kepada shaqila ariwatan, nurbayah sobri dan syazliana bustamam, thanx for the great evening. i love u guys so much! muah3
Completely normal for a girl. But when a guy posts this:
kepada azrul nazim, mr. rumpailaut, dan abdul juahir, thanx for that surprise party.omg.. xoxoxoxo
- (waffak)
Mark Zuckerberg dot jaypeg
Facebook is becoming a nest for attensyun whores
Ok, ini,. memang.. i dont even... urghh.
Facebook are becoming a diary more often than becoming a universal social platform.
1) Haaa, these kinds of posts are usually by guys, some of it are pure poetry and sarcasm, thats fine by me, but some of it is just for the sake of being foreveralone.jpg.
guy posts:
bilalah kiranya bisa ku temui penyubur hati yang kering merekah ini.
- must be replied with sarcastic words, cruel as fuck.
These are the usual mistakes made by facebookers..
guy comments: sabar lah beb, i know how you feel, nanti ade la tu - indirect bro hug
guy comments: chill la der,jom aku belanja kacang pool - indirect bromance
appropriate comments:
sudah la lu, asik duk terperap main starcraft, mane gadis nak tau lu wujud.ngeh2
- kutukan tahap sederhana am rendah.
lu minum barbican dua tiga das, kan dah subur anak tekak lu. kuakuakua
- sarkastik tahap amatur 135cc.
eh. lu bukan obesiti tegar ke? kering kering pejadah doh.
- kurang ajar tahap penyapu luar rumah.
2) And lastly, these kinds of posts, usually come from wimminz, cause they friggin love this stuff. heheh
girl posts:
sometimes its hard when u dont understand.maybe i need to try harder to show my love.. T.T
-do not comment in any circumstances.its a trap doh
girl actually saying:
i'm having some issues with my boyfriend, and i dont want any of u to know bout it. but i just love to make you all eager to know whats goin on.lol.
potential comments: whats goin on dear, be strong ok :) -
you haz been owned. big time.lol
ini..ini.. ini bukan fiksyen..
ahaks.thats it for now.
to be continued :)
Ok gua nak sambung cari wall posts yang nak di'like' nih.peace.out
